Monday, June 19, 2006

how to be invisible

First, gentle reader, let me assure you that this will be a helpful guide to accompany you on any path you may choose to travel upon. First, there is a theory of talking to girls. It is known as the "cloud theory." I give credit to a Mr. James for this theory as well. The theory is thereaprose: girls will be surrounded by friends in what is known as a "cloud." To insert yourself into this cloud in almost all circumstances will prove disastrous to your cause. No, you must dispense the cloud, through artificial or natural means. I will speak of the latter first. By natural means, I mean an occurrence that forces a separation of the participles of the cloud. This could happen by some new participle, known as a "disrupter participle." (Keep in mind the scenario will change from a natural to an artificial if the disrupter is an advicate of yours). The artificial means could be a disrupter participle or an personified entry. A personified entry is one in which the purpose is disguised under the guise of an ulterior purpose. For example, an object may enter their cloud, giving you the oppertunity to retrieve it without suspicion. Always remember this when dealing with a cloud: they can appear very rapidly. Always have someone on the outside to pull you out of a dangerous cloud. Until next time, keep fighting!

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